I SHAT BRICKS.

Okay, so Mavu has these little fortune-telling sticks that you shake until one of them presents itself by sticking out of the pack, and they've been eerily accurate since I've started to use them.

So earlier today, I did it, and my fortune said something along the lines of "A long lost and valuable package will be returned to you."

Not ten minutes later, the security lady knocked on my door looking for me, and gave me my old JCPenny credit card that I thought I dropped down the elevator shaft first quarter this year.


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